Original poem: Two cows

One fine warm day there came two cows
Fresh from eating hay
The one cow looked at the other one, and speaking, he did say
"Wow that was great, I do declare that hay deserves top biling
But really when you get to it, it wasn't very filling."

"Can I come over to your house and chomp on some butter or grass?
My lack of food is unbecoming such a bonnie lass."

"Um, I think we're dudes," the cow replied
And shook its furry tail.
"Holsteins, or heiffers, or something like that."
(He'd read this in the mail.)

"Don't you be ridiculous, that seems quite crazy,"
The other cow intoned...
We have udders and give milk and that seems pretty girly.
You probably are stoned."

"I don't even know what that means," said the cow
And chomping on its hay,
Said "And as for udders, I think guys have those too
And that's all I've got to say."

It turned and walked away and never shared any of its butter.
The other one shook its head and said,
"With that cow it's always one thing or an udder."