Boop

I received the most creative present of the season from my Mother in Law for Christmas this year. A limited edition Bettie Boop candy lip gloss dispenser! The liquid tastes...interesting. My lips are glossy. And blue.


In other news, she & my Father in Law also gave me $100 in an envelope and the new Harry Potter book, yet I would trade both for the lip gloss. Probably.

Meanwhile, my Dad gave me a giant bumpaddle-like Sugar Daddy because I'm going to be a daddy in 4 months. A Sugar Daddy, apparently. And I got the Joseph Smith book I really wanted as well. Lip gloss and bumpaddle-sized confections: truly an exceptional haul.