Dad: When I retire I'm going to be a door greeter at Wal-Mart.
CH: A kid in my former singles ward is a door greeter at Wal-Mart. He seems to like it.
Dad: Yeah?
CH: Of course he is slightly retarded, but...
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(CH has just re-watched the teaser trailer for the new Star Trek movie for the millionth time, but this time in HD with the sound turned up)
Jan: You just got chills up your arm, didn't you?
CH: ....No....
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Jan: Nerd! What am I going to tell our baby? The baby will say "Mom, why is Uncle Christian so nerdy?"
CH: No, the baby won't....wait-Uncle Christian?
1 comment:
I'm sure you will be the baby's number one hero!
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