Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Guilty, with an explanation

Tonight I loaded up my car with all 5 of my zombies so I could bring them to work tomorrow to decorate my office for Halloween. I took all of them out and stuffed them in the back of the Jeep, but first I had to remove 3 22's I'd borrowed from my brother. I left all the zombies in the back of the Jeep and then walked over to pick up one of the guns when I looked over and noticed a neighbor who had been out walking their dog. They had stopped in their tracks and were looking right at me. Which really makes no sense, considering they'd just watched me haul 5 human-looking bodies out of my house, put them in the back of my car, and then move 3 guns back into the house. Can't people just mind their own business?

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